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Fake Poo - Toilet Seat Turd - Long Straight

Fake Poo - Toilet Seat Turd - Long Straight


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This new variation on the Fake Poo is for toilet related joking about!

The Toilet Seat Turd is a 3.5" Fake Rubber Poo which is shaped especially to just sit and flop a little over the edge of a Toilet Seat! Position it right and it looks like some dirty person has dropped one and missed the mark, landing right on the seat instead!

Place in position, retreat and wait for the discovery!

A classic practical joke.

  • 1x Toilet Seat Turd
  • Classic Retro Joke- The Fake Poo!
  • Fake Poop That Can Be Placed Over The Edge of a Toilet Seat
  • Average size approx. 9.5cm long x 2.5cm wide
  • We also have many other Fake Poops Available!

Additional Information:
Not suitable for children below 3 years of age.

Size Guide

Chest: 36-42” (94-106cm)
Waist: 26-34” (66-86cm)
Hips: 39-41” (99-104cm)

Chest: 46” (116cm)
Waist: 36-40” (91-101m)
Hips: 43-45” (109-114cm)

Additional Product Information


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You can upgrade your postage to an express service at checkout.

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About us

"The Scarborough Joke & Magic Shop is a family run business. We endeavour to provide the very best service, as we offer the personal touch unique to independent businesses.
Magic and Jokes have always been a passion of mine, and I still love to perform magic and entertain family and friends"
- Miles Jackson (Owner)

The Scarborough Joke & Magic Shop
81 Eastborough
YO11 1NH
Telephone: 01723 379222
Open everyday 10am-5pm

For more information visit the ABOUT US page

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