Secret Santa Ideas

Struggling to find the perfect Secret Santa gift?

Our Secret Santa Ideas collection is packed with affordable, funny and memorable presents that are ideal for work colleagues, friends and family.

Great gifts that deliver plenty of laughs without breaking the budget.

Secret Santa Ideas

  • Are you Childish Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Are you Childish Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Arse/Face Soap - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Arse/Face Soap

    Regular price £5.99
    Sale price £5.99 Regular price
  • Best Friend Surprise Willy Mug

    Best Friend Surprise Willy Mug

    Regular price £7.99
    Sale price £7.99 Regular price
  • Birdie Attitude Soap Bar (150g)

    Birdie Attitude Soap Bar (150g)

    Regular price £5.99
    Sale price £5.99 Regular price
  • Boob Mug - Lady's Chest Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Boob Mug - Lady's Chest Mug

    Regular price £7.99
    Sale price £7.99 Regular price
  • Dirty Bitch Soap Bar - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Dirty Bitch Soap Bar

    Regular price £5.99
    Sale price £5.99 Regular price
  • Erotic Man Bottle Opener

    Erotic Man Bottle Opener

    Regular price £3.50
    Sale price £3.50 Regular price
  • F*ck Pie Chart Mug  Fuck - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    F*ck Pie Chart Mug Fuck

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • First Class Wanker Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    First Class Wanker Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Fishymingenol Capsules - Joke Medication Mints

    Fishymingenol Capsules - Joke Medication Mints

    Only 1 left
    Regular price £4.50
    Sale price £4.50 Regular price
  • gift card - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    gift card

    Regular price From £10.00
    Sale price From £10.00 Regular price
  • Gift Wrapped Turd in a Box

    Gift Wrapped Turd in a Box

    Regular price £4.99
    Sale price £4.99 Regular price
  • Grow A Boyfriend

    Grow A Boyfriend

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Grow A Girlfriend

    Grow A Girlfriend

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Grow a Pair of Balls/Testicles - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Grow a Pair of Balls/Testicles

    Regular price £1.99
    Sale price £1.99 Regular price
  • Grow Your Own Weed - Cannabis Joke - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Grow Your Own Weed - Cannabis Joke

    Regular price £1.99
    Sale price £1.99 Regular price
  • Grow Your Own Willy - Or Buy One For a Friend! - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Grow Your Own Willy - Or Buy One For a Friend!

    Regular price £2.50
    Sale price £2.50 Regular price
  • Grumpy Old Git Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Grumpy Old Git Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • I Wish This Was Beer XL Large Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    I Wish This Was Beer XL Large Mug

    Regular price £9.99
    Sale price £9.99 Regular price
  • If I Wanted To Hear From An Arsehole Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    If I Wanted To Hear From An Arsehole Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Keep Calm I'm a Lesbian Rainbow Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Keep Calm I'm a Lesbian Rainbow Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Keep Calm I'm Gay Rainbow Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Keep Calm I'm Gay Rainbow Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Miserable Old Cow Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Miserable Old Cow Mug

    Only 3 left
    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Penis Mug - Willy Stud Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Penis Mug - Willy Stud Mug

    Regular price £8.50
    Sale price £8.50 Regular price
  • Penis soap with suction cup
    Sold out

    Penis soap with suction cup

    Regular price £3.99
    Sale price £3.99 Regular price
  • Poo pen - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Poo pen

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Pop Up Poo In Toilet Pen - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Pop Up Poo In Toilet Pen

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Ring For Sex Bell - Mini Bell Keyring - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Ring For Sex Bell - Mini Bell Keyring

    Regular price £2.50
    Sale price £2.50 Regular price
  • Ring For Sex Desktop Bell - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Ring For Sex Desktop Bell

    Regular price £4.50
    Sale price £4.50 Regular price
  • Ring For Wine/Beer/Gin Bell Keyring

    Ring For Wine/Beer/Gin Bell Keyring

    Regular price £2.50
    Sale price £2.50 Regular price
  • Rude C UNT Mug CUNT BLACK - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Rude C UNT Mug CUNT BLACK

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Rude TWUNT Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Rude TWUNT Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Secret Twat Mug ~ Rude Hidden Profanity Joke Mug! ~ Office Santa Novelty Gift - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Secret Twat Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Sex Timer

    Sex Timer

    Regular price £7.50
    Sale price £7.50 Regular price
  • STFU Desk Bell
    Sold out

    STFU Desk Bell

    Regular price £7.50
    Sale price £7.50 Regular price
  • Surprising fish in Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Surprising fish in Mug

    Regular price £4.99
    Sale price £4.99 Regular price
  • Testicle Keyring! Novelty Scrotum! Pair of Balls - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Testicle Keyring! Novelty Scrotum! Pair of Balls

    Only 6 left
    Regular price £3.50
    Sale price £3.50 Regular price
  • The Bitch's Lunch Insulated Lunch Bag

    The Bitch's Lunch Insulated Lunch Bag

    Only 3 left
    Regular price £8.99
    Sale price £8.99 Regular price
  • Tip & Strip Pen Nude striping Man Male Model - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Tip & Strip Pen Nude striping Man Male Model

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Tip n Strip Pen Nude striping Lady - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Tip n Strip Pen Nude striping Lady

    Regular price £2.99
    Sale price £2.99 Regular price
  • Wank Wipes - The Scarborough Joke Shop
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    Wank Wipes

    Regular price £4.99
    Sale price £4.99 Regular price
  • Wind up Macho Man

    Wind up Macho Man

    Regular price £3.99
    Sale price £3.99 Regular price
  • Wooden Willy Keyring

    Wooden Willy Keyring

    Regular price £1.99
    Sale price £1.99 Regular price
  • Yorkshire Stud Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Yorkshire Stud Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • Yorkshire Tart Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    Yorkshire Tart Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price
  • “Brew… was always on mind” Elvis Presley Mug - The Scarborough Joke Shop

    “Brew… was always on mind” Elvis Presley Mug

    Regular price £6.99
    Sale price £6.99 Regular price