Toilet Humour Gifts – Fake Poo, Farts & Stink Bombs!
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Toilet Humour Classics: The Joke Shop Guide to Gags That Stink (in a Good Way)
Some jokes are sophisticated. Some are clever. And then there’s toilet humour—undeniably silly, gloriously childish, and always guaranteed to get a laugh.
At The Scarborough Joke Shop, we’re proud purveyors of the pranks your mum warned you about. If it smells funny or squelches when you squeeze it… it probably came from us.
Here’s our round-up of the greatest (and grossest) gifts that celebrate the noble tradition of the poo joke.
1. Fake Dog Poo – The Brown Standard
This is it. The big one. The squishy legend that started it all. Our Fake Dog Poo looks horrifyingly real and has caused more awkward “oops” moments than we can count. Drop it in the hallway, on a teacher’s chair, or next to your nan’s slippers. The results? Always golden (or should we say brown?).
Top prank location: Right next to a family pet. Instant blame. Zero guilt.
2. Sticky Poo – It’s Poo... AND It Sticks!
As if poo wasn’t enough, now it sticks to walls. And ceilings. And people.
Our Sticky Poo is soft, stretchy, and perfect for lobbing across a room. The sound it makes as it lands is almost as funny as the faces it causes.
Pro tip: Use it to “decorate” your friend’s desk. Artistic and awful.
3. Fart Machines – Comedy at the Push of a Button
No one can resist a fart. It’s science.
Our Fart Machines let you deliver precise, perfectly timed blasts of comedic gas wherever and whenever you like. Hide the speaker, press the remote, and watch the chaos unfold.
Great for: Office parties, car rides, and unsuspecting relatives during dinner.
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4. Stink Bombs – The Nuclear Option
Need to clear a room in 10 seconds? We’ve got you.
Stink Bombs are small, glass capsules of liquid horror. Just crush one (carefully) and step away. The smell? A mix of burnt onions, wet socks, and regret.
Warning: Use outdoors. Or where you won’t be found.
5. Mini Toilets That Flush... Sort Of
Tiny toilet keyrings, squirt toilets, even mini loos full of slime—there’s something undeniably funny about miniature porcelain. Our novelty toilet range is full of gag gifts that look innocent until they go splat.
Perfect for: Stockings, schoolbags, or throwing at unsuspecting siblings.
6. Poop-Themed Toys – For the Young and the Young-at-Heart
From poop emojis to plush poos, the humble turd has become oddly loveable. Our poop toys range from bouncing balls to squishy stress relievers—all shaped like the world's most recognisable brown swirl.
Guaranteed reaction: “Ewww… Can I have a go?”
Why Toilet Humour Still Wins
Let’s face it—fart jokes never get old. They cross all languages, all ages, and every social class. Whether you're 7 or 70, there’s something hilarious about a perfectly placed poo.
At The Scarborough Joke Shop, we say: embrace the silliness. If it makes your kids howl and your gran groan, you’re doing Christmas right.
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Because laughter is the best medicine… unless you’ve just stepped in something.